Sunday, 31 October 2010

short hair and a blocked nose

I dreamt that my worst previous roommate had given me a haircut. I've had my hair very short since 2002 and I have been letting them grow lately, so I got disturbed when I looked at the mirror and saw that instead of cutting my hair just a couple of centimeters, as demanded, she had cut them really short, almost military short.
I also saw that I was trying to blow my nose- it seams that I have caught the expected autumn cold- and I could not empty my left nostril. No matter how much I tried nothing would come out and no air would go through. Then I started thinking of a commercial advertisement for a nasal spray that looked like one I saw during the previous days for abdominal bloating, with a small 3-d fireman that put out a guys internal fire. I saw the small creatures inside a nose scraping off dried mucus.

Saturday, 23 October 2010

My sister

I dreamt of my sister. We decided to go out together and we went to a bar. When we got there it was not very crowded but it soon became hectic. We were sitting on some stools across the bar. A couple of guys sat on the adjacent stools to ours and they tried to engage into conversation. I realized I did not have enough money with me, so I suggested that she paid for my drinks in that place and I would pay for the next ones after I go to an ATM. We went to the further side of the bar where I saw a person I really dislike. We hurried out to find a bank. The neighborhood was beautiful. It had flowerbeds and steel bridges and a river, not as big as any river I have seen in a capital city but a fairly wide and fierce river. I was explaining to her that this was the part of the city I preferred by far and that perhaps this is why I sometimes dream of it, unaware that I was actually dreaming. When we left the bar it was still day outside. We would go to the other side of the river to find the next bar. Before we crossed over we thought of taking a stroll. We were looking at the window of a shop when I thought I had left my favourite handmade bad behind and that we hadn't paid for our drinks either. It was night-time by then. We run back. My bag was hanging from my chair where I had left it. My sister asked for the bill and before she paid the bar-tender gave her change from a tenner. She swiftly pup them in her pocket, thanked him and turned around to leave. She commanded me not to mention the mistake and move fast.
Next thing I remember is waking under the sun again. I saw my sister cleaning the tables outside a restaurant. Her hair were girly long and black and she was working side by side with a cute guy. They were obviously flirting as they were swiping the same table. I told them that if they keep working like that, always attached to each-other they would not make two efficient waiters but one. I saw there was another girl working there and I thought it must have been terribly impolite towards her as well. I think that my dad showed up, then- him or a similar figure- and he told me to leave them be.
I think that this is as far as I remember for now.

Wednesday, 13 October 2010

Adult readers only

I dreamt I had taken my dog out for a walk without a lead when she suddenly turned into a woman in a salmon color satin dress. She went through an underground passage and up some stairs into a subway station. I was calling her name and asking her to wait for me because she doesn't know yet how to walk on the street on her own without a lead. She was not paying any attention to me and I was running after her barefoot. As I was following her up the concrete stairs I stepped on something spiky. I felt a sharp pain and I stopped to check under my foot. I saw I had stepped on needles and my foot looked like a pin-cushion. She stood next to me and was, among other people, observing me removing the needles from my foot. Her barking woke me up. I slept some more and saw that my anigav looked like a mouth. I was observing startled its new potential in the field of noitabrutsam and lauxesomoh intercourse. I am sorry to post this dream but it should be archived as well.

Wednesday, 6 October 2010


I was working until half past four last night. My dog woke me up at ten. I cuddled her and followed her to the living room where I saw a turd lying behind the front door. Two more were waiting for me on the balcony. I scolded her and started cleaning.
I can only remember splinters of my dream. It had to do with vampires and a film production. I also remember somebody complaining that he couldn't afford to loose such a job.
Most days either the dog wakes me up or is the first thing I see when I wake up. Yesterday just before I woke up I was dreaming of an acquaintance of mine. He was supposed to be standing in front of me when, suddenly, he was taken over by something and started transforming. He became prolonged and his eyes were luminous. He also made a weird cry. I saw the dog barking at him. I don't know if she was actually barking at me to wake up or if she was just standing there and I dreamt of the barking.
Once I saw that she was completely green.